Insert Something Pithy About Military Men Here

I’ve had too much wine (a delicious local semi-sweet red though I usually like my reds dry) to think up a good title but anyway, there’s a group of ROTC guys or army recruits or something that run through my neighborhood once or twice a week. About fifteen of them, all gorgeous, and they do that I DON’T KNOW BUT I’VE BEEN TOLD style yelling as they run and everytime they pass by my ovaries go into overdrive. GodDAMN this sexual peak thing is amazing. I thought my thirties were going to be boring.